Scrumptious Succulence
Wishing you a Dick-licious Day
((((HUGS))))
Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Penis. Show all posts
Tuesday, November 12, 2019
Friday, June 21, 2019
Thursday, January 31, 2019
Parting Shot: 013119
A meeting of Heads of Steak
: )
If two heads are better than one
Just think how much more fun three would be!
: )
Wishing you a Bonerific Day, my Friend!
((((HUGS))))
Tuesday, January 29, 2019
Parting Shot: 012919
GET UP YOU LAZY BONES!
NO TIME TO REST -
IT'S TIME TO GET TO WORK
It's Penis Polishing Day
I want to see your penis shine, Mister!
And
Since it's 2's Day
You Must Polish your Penis at least Twice!
That's Right - You heard me
Now Get to WORK!
: )
That reminds me of an old joke
Say this until you get it,
"Polish it in the corner."
: )
Poor Polly. I guess she couldn't wait
: )
I know. I'm just silly. And I love being silly.
It's Fun and Makes me Chuckle throughout the day
I wish you a very "Being SILLY" Day!
((((HUGS))))
Tuesday, January 8, 2019
Thursday, January 3, 2019
Parting Shot: 010319
Happy Dicks! Happy Dicks!
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Leaping Lizards Leaping for Joy!
Wishing you a Dick-a-licious Day!
((((HUGS))))
Monday, December 3, 2018
Parting Shot: 100318
Everywhere I go
People are always commenting
About my dick.
As I walk away from them
I hear them whisper,
"What a dick!"
I just walk away grinning
From ear to ear.
I don't know how they could see my dick
Since I had pants on.
: )
So I decided to have my portrait done
And have it hanging over my fireplace
So here it is:
"What a Dick!"
(and no. that's not me : )
Have a Dick-a-licious Day!
((((HUGS))))
Friday, November 16, 2018
The Penis Beautiful: 111618
Beautiful Penis
Cum onto me
Squirt Splat Splat
Dribble Dribble Dribble
Slurp Slurp Slurp Yummm
; P
