Oh, no! Not again!
That dreaded incurable condition
That plagues men around the world
MORNING WOOD!!!!!
(dramatic music: dun dun duuuuuun)
Help! I'm hard and it won't go down!
I can't go to work in this condition!
What am I to dooooooo??????
You try pushing it away
Taping it down
Ignoring it and hoping it goes away
But nothing works
Well, Guys, we are in luck!
Due to years of scientific research
and medical experimentation
A medical miracle has been found!
We now have a way to control our Morning Wood
Here's how:
First, take your erect penis in your hand
Now, stroke your penis up and down
Continue stroking - and don't lose hope
Relief IS on the way
Keep stroking until your penis vomits
Now your penis will return to its flaccid state
And joyous relief can be yours
Have a Cock Vomiting Day!
: )